The Return of the King

"Only you've never done a hard day's work."

"Welcome, my lords, to Isengard!"

"We're under orders, from Treebeard, who's taken over management of Isengard."

"What you doing?"



"Pippin, are you mad?"

"Put it back!"

"Pippin! No."



"Help! Gandalf! Help him!"

"Why did you look? Why do you always have to look?"

"You never can."

"Don't you understand? The enemy thinks you have the ring. He's gonig to be looking for you, Pip. They have to get you out of here."

"Come on!"

"Here. Something for the road."

"I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pip."

"I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen."

The Two Towers

"I think we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin."

"It's the trees."

"You remember the Old Forest, on the borders of Buckland. Folks used to say there was something in the water that made the trees grow tall, and come alive."

"Trees that could whisper, talk to each other, even move!"

"Pippin! Let's go!"

"The belt!"


"The trees! Climb a tree."

"He's gone."

"Treeherder! A shepherd of the forest."

"We're not Orcs! We're Hobbits."

"You don't understand! We're Hobbits! Halflings! Shirefolk!"


The Fellowship of the Ring


"No, no the big one, big one!"

"You were supposed to stick it in the ground!"


"That was good."

"Hello Frodo!"

"Hold this."

"Don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots!"

"Yes Pippin! My point is, he's clearly overreacting. Run!"

"I think I've broken something."

"What? That was just a detour, a shortcut."

"What was that?"

"That Black Rider was looking for something, or someone. Frodo?"

"Right. Buckleberry Ferry, follow me!"

"This way! Follow me!"

"Get the rope, Sam!"

"The Brandywine Bridge, twenty miles."

"This, my friend, is a pint."

"How do we know this Strider is friend of Gandalf?"

"Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."

"I wouldn't count on it."


"What do they eat, when they can't get Hobbit?"

"Want any tomatoes, Sam?"

"Tomatoes, sausages, nice, crispy bacon."

"They're close."

"Who is she?"

"Where are you taking him?"

"Wait, we're coming too! You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!"

"Well that rules you out, Pip."

"That's good, Pippin!"

"What do you suppose that means?"



"I think we are."


"He's remembered!"