The Return of the King

"How far is Minas Tirith?"

"The last of the Longbottom Leaf."

"But, we'll see each other soon...won't we?"



"So I imagine this is just a ceremonial position. I mean, they don't actually expect me to do any fighting, do they?"

"It's so quiet."

"I don't want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of one I can't escape is even worse."

"Is there any hope Gandalf, for Frodo & Sam?"

"I didn't think it would end this way."

"What? Gandalf, see what?"

"That isn't so bad."

The Two Towers

"Merry! Merry!"


"Merry! Merry!"

"What's making that noise?"



"Did we lose him? I think we lost him."


"Run Merry!"

"It's talking, Merry, the tree is talking!"

"Don't talk to it Merry, don't encourage it!"

"And whose side are you on?"

"White wizard!"

The Fellowship of the Ring


"It is in the ground!"

"This was your idea!"

"Let's get another one."


"Frodo! Merry, it's Frodo Baggins!"

"And some cabbages! And then those few bags of potatos that we lifted last week. And then the mushrooms the week before!"

"That was close!"


"That's mine! Merry."

"What's that?"

"It comes in pints? I'm getting one!"

"Baggins? Sure I know a Baggins! He's over there, Frodo Baggins! He's my second cousin, once removed on his mother's side, and my third cousin twice removed on his father's side."

"Steady on, Frodo!"

"What about breakfast?"

"We've had one, yes, but what about second breakfast?"

"What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?"

"That's nice! Ash on my tomatoes!"

"Is he going to die?"

"What are they saying?"

"Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of"

"Great! Where are we going?"


"Ahh! Ahh!"

"For the Shire!"

"What are you going to do then?"

"Are we lost?"


"I'm hungry."